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Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.
by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019
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Tom

Part 2

What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.
TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.
“That Tom would have been so good
by 3m flatty June 27, 2019
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Tom

Plays Roblox and is the best person alive. Is loved by everyone he meets especially defaults. is a noob at fortnite and has ayoutube channel called Tjplays. Add himon discord called zuronto.
Tom is a noob
by mozborne05 March 21, 2019
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Tom

Fuck Tom
Fuck Tom
by Shackleford84 June 12, 2023
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Tom

An average Joe who sits at the back of the class. he has few friends who he is close with. likes video games and has a Labrador retriever.
Guy 1: who is that
Guy2: That's Tom
Guy 1: oh, ok
by Yeah I guess November 5, 2020
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The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.
Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk
by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020
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