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Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL
This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.
by lizmarc May 7, 2010
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twicking

verb
tweeting a picture of your genitals a-la Anthony Weiner.
you should start twicking her
by snailo June 16, 2011
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Twucking

The act of using both hands and mouth in oral sex, the common usage of twucking is standing to the side of your partner, reaching around their back and groping her breast/pinching his nipple, while using the other hand to stimulate their crotch, the mouth being used for the other nipple.

If holding your partner slightly of fully suspended this act of twucking can also be called "Flesh Guitar" as it looks like the person being lifted is a guitar.
Ryan:- Sorry about all the noise from my room last night, my girl and I were having some fun.

Caolan:- That was some noise you guys were making, playing the flesh guitar?

Ryan:- Nah, just some normal twucking.
by Flextard September 19, 2011
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Twackin off

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.
Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.
by Jadedfan January 18, 2013
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twackling

Performing an entertainingly stupid act. Synonym of tweaking.
That dude was twackling
by BAST October 21, 2013
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Twalking

talking while walking dangerously
i was twalking down the street
by Anus Johnson November 8, 2017
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Twanking

I have been out all night Twanking, now my sleeve looks I've been mixing PVA glue.
by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018
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