by NicoleD March 8, 2009
Get the Twucking mug.The act of using both hands and mouth in oral sex, the common usage of twucking is standing to the side of your partner, reaching around their back and groping her breast/pinching his nipple, while using the other hand to stimulate their crotch, the mouth being used for the other nipple.
If holding your partner slightly of fully suspended this act of twucking can also be called "Flesh Guitar" as it looks like the person being lifted is a guitar.
If holding your partner slightly of fully suspended this act of twucking can also be called "Flesh Guitar" as it looks like the person being lifted is a guitar.
Ryan:- Sorry about all the noise from my room last night, my girl and I were having some fun.
Caolan:- That was some noise you guys were making, playing the flesh guitar?
Ryan:- Nah, just some normal twucking.
Caolan:- That was some noise you guys were making, playing the flesh guitar?
Ryan:- Nah, just some normal twucking.
by Flextard September 19, 2011
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Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...
Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.
Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.
by The Soul Trucker March 13, 2011
Get the Soul Trucking mug.by bungalow bill April 3, 2005
Get the keep on trucking mug.Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
Get the McKevitt Trucking mug.The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010
Get the turd tucking mug.The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.
by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011
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