penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

therapy

something i am in desperate need for but dont get because i don't care about my wellbeing

friend: hey amy, you should really consider getting therapy or something, you need help
me: nah i can't be arsed

by amypercy April 14, 2020

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

Ink Therapy

The action of being tattooed to achieve a therapeutic release.

I am having a bad week; I need ink therapy!

by BillieTheKid May 2, 2014

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

UV Therapy

The act of putting an obviously non sick patient that reports to the emergency department in the waiting room for a long period of time.

Not to be confused with Photoluminescence.

Doctor: Nurse where is the guy with the hang nail?

Nurse: He is out for UV Therapy. Would you like me to bring him back?

by Seth Piers January 4, 2008

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021