12 definitions by amypercy

Phil is a commonly used name to describe a rapist.

so one time me and my friend were i. a test and the last question was REALLY hard and we both did the most simple thing (we just added the numbers together and you were supposed to do some equation bullshit) and we ended up with the right answer

Take from the famous musketeers and the word nonce. It is where 3 good friends who are close and bond over nonce related things. There motto is 'kids for one kids for all.'

Clive is a commonly used word to describe a pedophile.

THAT middle aged woman with THAT hair cut saying she wants to see the manager

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops

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