stocking fairy

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.

Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

stock block

when playing monopoly, if one player has most of the properties of one color and another player buys the remaining one it is "stock blocking"

player 1 has all but one of the reds
player 2 lands on the last one and buys it

player 1- dude...
player 2- what?
player 1- way to stock block

by raydogg711 May 1, 2010

Summer Stock

If you are a young artist who actually wants to become an artist when you are older.(instead of just watch ing Vh1 and wishing you were)You will go to this camp. Mostly you are either jewish or Dylexic if you go there. It consists of many different forms of the arts including acting,voice,dance('bout 80%), and the much loved techies. trying to describe this place is impossible. but there are many traditions(most in sleepover)and if you aren't serious, you will NOT want to come back. The friends are strong, dreams big, laughs louder and most of all we have one rule and it is boss "R-E-S-P-E-C-T". most of the population is dancers who are freaky skinny and don't really know it. and if you are boy crazy good-luckk there is about 10 at first camp(don't get me started on secound). I love that place and everyone who goes there does too.

"what are you doing over the summer?"
"Summer Stock"
"huh?"
"You'll never understand"
first day of school
"how was 'summer stock'"
*smiles/laughs/crys 'cus it's over or..."You'll still never understand"

by YPSS 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!! October 17, 2008

stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by JT October 4, 2004

Wii-stock

1. The ultimate video game party.
2. One's level of ability on the gaming platform, the Nintendo Wii.

1. T-shirt: I survived Wii-stock '07
2. Gamer's Wii-stock plummets after poor showing on Zelda.

by Nate V. & Cody F. December 9, 2008

stock image

An often weird, absolutely ridiculous or on the other side absolutely normal but put in the wrong context image. It may often be used in schoolbooks. Often in low quality.

-Is that man kissing... A watermelon on a woman's body?
-Dunno bro. It's a stock image.

by NotHereCo May 21, 2019

half stock

Anytime the penis is only partly erect. Often used sarcastically when there is no abnormal blood flow down below.

"Did you just see how fast she ate that hot dog?"
"Yeah, she just gave me a half stock"

by Brock Stokley April 28, 2006