Mental State

Mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. There exist 10 mental states:

STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
Question: What's 2 + 2?

Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!

Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010
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state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing
Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!
by Can of Worms November 05, 2006
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Hope Of The States

Amazing band,very underated, bit like Radiohead very prog rock full of violins and pianos and some great guitar work!!! Also amazing live band!!
Person 1:"I'm listening to the Lost Riots its a class album by hope of the states"
Person 2: Hey give me a listen.....HEY THIS IS GOOD!!!
by Pauly G February 28, 2005
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State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.
That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!
by Goobber April 30, 2021
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Washington State

Washington State is a cloudy but beautiful green state on the NorthWest tip of the US. It is very well known for it's awesome Starbucks Coffee drinks and it's consistent chance of rain. Residents around the area were very friendly and welcoming. Some of it's developing cities include Seattle, Spokane, Bellingham, Vancouver, Renton, Tacoma, Bellevue, and Everett.
by stonlinchung February 22, 2012
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State Park

A small community just between Collinsville, IL and Fairmont City, IL. The town sets on ancient indian burial grounds known as the Cahokia Mounds A.K.A Cahokia Mounds State Park. Many believe that is where the State Park or State Park Place name came from. Many also believe the spirits of the ancient Missisipian tribe, Cahokia, are haunting the small town explaining the never ending violence and misery.
State Park people are nuts

State Park is dangerous

Dont fuck with the SP
by butter_nutz July 27, 2009
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Boys State

Boys State 2004 was a trip through hell and back, involving no females.
by Sam LaTourette June 20, 2004
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