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Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.
Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.
Gooch Squish by Big Grundy December 23, 2013

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

Fish Squish 

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.
Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.
Fish Squish by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

Louisiana Squish 

A excremental action that produces a compacted fecal mess due to the pressure created between one's buttocks and the toilet seat cover.
Dude, I had nothing against Tim, but I had to shit so bad I accidentally Louisiana Squished his toilet.

French squish 

Imagine this: You're French kissing a girl. But instead of her lips, you're Frenching her chocolate horn blower. Now comes the squish, but only after 10 pounds of beans. More or less beans makes this nasty.

FRIJOLES!
Peetey Pablo: "Juan, Your mustache is running."
Juan: "That's because I was just French squishing."

Side Squish 

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.
I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.
Side Squish by McSnappypants August 5, 2012