Simon

Mexican slang for yeah or yes. An alternative to saying si. Said a lot by cholos and chicanos.

José: Yo ese, can I talk to ya for a sec?
Miguel: Simon!

by Dancing with Fire February 25, 2012

simonique

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

by Simonique June 7, 2021

Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

by tea and toast. July 9, 2009

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Simon Hanslow Novel

A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.

"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."

"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003

Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017