Schloopy

Pronounced sh-loopy.
:Schloopy is a male cat that is not a kitten but has not reached full manhood yet.
:A Schloopy looks like a full grown cat, but the balls have yet to drop therefore he has not hit man hood.

:Not a kitten anymore and not yet a cat, but a Schloopy

:My Schloopy has tiny balls.
:Look at that Schloopy pissing on grandmas quilt.
:Come here Shloopy so I can beat you for hacking a hairball in my shoe!
:Why does that Schloopy have shit matted in his fur?

by TronMR57 November 23, 2009

Schloop

Beyond awesome and extremely badass

That's so schloop, it's ridiculous!

by The Ladue Crew November 15, 2007

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006

schloopy noogen

the act of putting a males testicles into a anus directly after having anal sex.

John Welsh gave Garrett Kamph a schloopy noogen.

by Dan Boyle Jr June 18, 2008

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010

Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018

Schlump

The past tense of Schleep

"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"

by RyeGuy77 May 14, 2018