redder than the devils dick

Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes

Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!

by ku klux klown leader June 22, 2020

Reader Despair Syndrome

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.

Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.

by rperazag June 20, 2010

rendel

part of phoenix network, is known for being gay

rendel ise gay xDD

by flyxed September 13, 2018

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

Rengered

the act of getting completely hammered and talking in the language of Rengenese where nobody can understand you. Some symptoms may include:

-slurred speech (usually with some kind of foamy spit)
-starting sentences but never finishing them
-a metal dart fully penetrated into your abdomin
-opening your phone and pretending to text
-being unable to speak in general
-wanting to fight everyone but never following through with it
-flipping tables while a drinking game is going on
-giving creepy hugs
-taking your shirt off as a tatic to pick up girls but not talking to them
-fucking any slopopotamus's in the general area
-not remembering any of it in the morning

ya dude you tried to fight me last night, you were totally Rengered

by ifyasmell202 May 30, 2011

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

by PPPR September 27, 2011