Presidential Candidate

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

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Presidential howdy

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck

Tom gave the owners wife the presidential howdy.

She did not like it.

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Look at them porch apes devouring that presidential pickle.

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A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

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When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

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The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.

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The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

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