portaplexia

The memory loss that occurs when passing through a doorway into a different space.

Why the fuck fuck did I just come into the kitchen? Damn portaplexia...

by Anonoymous Mutherfucker May 7, 2018

Postable

The act of determining social media posts worth posting.

I checked all the photos in my phone for postable pictures to add to Instagram before I posted them.

by Joey10pack February 21, 2018

Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021

Porkable

When a girl walks around looking fuckable especially when wearing sandals showing thier cute juicy soles hanging behind from thier pants

Damn she looks porkable. It’s like she stepped out the house knowing she wants to get porked.

by WorldToeSucker July 22, 2025

Portacle

portacle
noun | por-tuh-kul | fantasy-football slang (fictional)
1. An improbable, season-saving miracle that occurs only when a fantasy football team is objectively terrible, yet somehow pulls off a win that defies logic, statistics, and the known laws of probability.
2. A cosmic intervention in which underperforming players suddenly transform into legends for one magical week, often causing disbelief, confusion, or mild spiritual crises in opponents.

“My roster was straight trash all year, but then a portacle happened and my bench tight end dropped 40.”

by Markysparks November 24, 2025

speak potable

The term "speak potable" originates from the Italian peninsula; it is a coined expression to convey the need for a more fluid and understandable conversation, akin to potable water. If someone "speaks potable," it means they are proficient in expressing themselves well in the language.

Example 1:

Rizu: "I'm preparing a presentation for tomorrow's meeting."
Slend: "Make sure to speak potable; we need to be clear with all the details."

Example 2:

Slend: "I overheard their discussion, but they didn't seem to speak potable at all."
Rizu: "It's important to communicate clearly, especially in important conversations."

by Slurpish December 20, 2023

speak potable

The term "speak potable" originates from the Italian peninsula; it is a coined expression to convey the need for a more fluid and understandable conversation, akin to potable water. If someone "speaks potable," it means they are proficient in expressing themselves well in the language.

Example 1:

Rizu: "I'm preparing a presentation for tomorrow's meeting."
Slurp: "Make sure to speak potable; we need to be clear with all the details."

Example 2:
Slurp: "I overheard their discussion, but they didn't seem to speak potable at all."
Rizu: "It's important to communicate clearly, especially in important conversations."

by Slurpish December 20, 2023