Penisnismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.

Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.

Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.

by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021

penisnipple

penisnipple is a word meaning to fuck a bald man or a hairy man with a 5 inch dick/cock/penis/cucumber

example: lets fuck! its called penisnipple! I twist ur nipples!!!!!!!

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Penismongering

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.

Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.

by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022

penisoff

probably most definitely a doctor.. very delusional and loves piss!! maybe also leon kennedy

look at that penisoff..
Ew wtf

by kabombs April 12, 2023

Penisbonged

the past tense of to penisbong. in which one's penis bongs.

"she smoke on my weed till i penisbonged"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

penisnominal

An amazing sized penis that only boys with the letter j have

(sees pictures of dick) “THATS PENISNOMINAL”

by dhdudbd dhdhdbdhdhdbd September 4, 2023