french moustache

derrived from facial
the act of cumming on someone's upper lip

By splooging, Tom gave Cindy a french moustache

by Alex July 31, 2004

Meatball Moustache

Almost like a tea bag, except when the scrotum is placed on the upper lip making a moustache.

After my friend was the first to pass out we gave him the meatball moustache and and when he found out the next day he was so pissed.

by xuz321 August 14, 2009

milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 9, 2008

Molester Moustache

A peach fuzz Moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on Mexicans/beaners.

I dont think black people can have them.

That beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!

by dryicec02 December 28, 2005

slippery moustache

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.

look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.

by alan steel October 17, 2008

clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.

Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006