Missouri

The Show-Me State. A state that doesn’t know if it’s Southern or Midwestern. Its 6 million residents are divided in geography, accent and culture. Northern Missouri is flat and similar to the rest of the Midwest while southern Missouri is hilly and in the Ozark region. Ironically, America’s new unofficial country music capital is Branson, near the Arkansas border. People from northern Missouri are considered more Midwestern while Southern Missouri is more Southern. Missouri is the place where North America’s two great rivers meet: The Mississippi and Missouri, near Saint Louis. Kansas City is the largest city but St. Louis is the largest metro area. Ironically both metro areas cross state boundaries. Kansas City is known as a great center of jazz music and barbeque while St. Louis is a major center for the production of beer (Anheiser Bush) and has the Gateway Arch. What’s ironic is that beer and barbeque go together like sex and nicotine. However, both cities are extremely crime-ridden by many comparisons. Some natives include Jessie James, Harry Truman, Walt Disney and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain).

Missouri is a nice, quaint state but has somewhat of an identity crisis.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

molson canadian

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.

Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!

by Ramy poo June 2, 2012

Moscow Breakfast

Breakfast at the time they'd be eating it in Moscow. In most US timezones, that puts it somewhere around midnight. Basically, it's breakfast in the middle of the night.

I was starving last night so I cooked myself a Moscow breakfast and it was fantastic.

by stillinbeta May 10, 2010

Missouri Mudslide

One male has to have diahrrea. Have girl sit with back against headboard. Male straddles her while she sucks his dick. Male then shits down her chest while she fingers the shit into herself.

Yo Billy you should give her a Missouri Mudslide, she liked it last night.

by JoshieG2003 December 8, 2016

Republic Missouri

Small town in Southwest Missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ participate in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of Springfield Missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarrass themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.

Gary: Was that town that we just drove through Republic Missouri?

Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...

Gary: .....Yeah....

by Tigerfan!! September 26, 2008

Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."

Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.

by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008

Missouruh

A non-existent U.S. state, though a great number of Missourians claim to live there.

Missourian: I'm from Missouruh, the Show Me State.
Illinoisan: Then please show me how you get "uh" from "i".

by Hyper-Yotta Mac June 11, 2009