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Republic Missouri 

Small town in Southwest Missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ participate in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of Springfield Missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarrass themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.

Gary: Was that town that we just drove through Republic Missouri?

Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...

Gary: .....Yeah....

Republic Missouri by Tigerfan!! September 26, 2008