Illinoisan 

Someone who grew up in the state of Illinois. 9.7 million of them live in the Chicago Metropolitan Area. The other 3 million live in smaller towns. There's a higher than normal chance for a Midwestern state that a randomly picked person won't be white. More people live in Illinois than in any other state in the Midwest. Majority of Illinoisans are hated by Wisconsinites who stereotype us as disrespectful bad drivers and refer to us as FIBS.

I was born and raised in Bloomington, IL. He was born and raised in Chicago. We're both Illinoisans.

Illinoisan by DaChicagoan October 23, 2013

Illinoisan 

A northern Illinois resident, typically from the Chicago area, who is both mentally ILL and Annoyin'... A liberal or a democrat from any part of Illinois.

The Illinoisan wouldn't stop crying about how they are offended by EVERY-DAMN-THING.

Illinoisan by Morgadeth January 23, 2019

Metamora, Illinois 

In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.

Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.

Metamora, Illinois by MetamoraGuy June 28, 2009

Illinois

A state that feels more like a large city surrounded by farmland. Most people who live in this state feel that it is divided into two areas--Chicago and Downstate. Although the official state capital is Springfield, just about everything gets done in Chicago. In fact, some out-of-staters actually believe that the capital of Illinois is Chicago. Because of this, and many other things, most "downstaters" resent everything and everyone from Chicago.

Visitor: Where are you from?
Illinois Guy: I'm from Peoria, Illinois.
Visitor: Where's that? Near Chicago?
Illinois Guy: No, it's about 50 miles west of Bloomington.
Visitor: Where's Bloomington?
Illinois Guy: Oh, forget it. It's near Chicago.

Illinois by Smooth B April 27, 2004

Carterville Illinois 

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.

You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.

Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 March 12, 2017

Ottawa, Illinois

Also Known as Thottawa, It is One of the worst cities in the Illinois Valley that is filled with Yee Yee’s and Fake Gang members as well as the best prostitutes you can find. Most famously known by being consistently bashed by TREYXIII. People typically who show support to this city are usually in love with crack and have an IQ below 80.

Holy moly she’s got a 42 Body Count? She must be from Ottawa, Illinois.

Ottawa, Illinois by TREYXIII May 23, 2019

sherrard illinois

Small town where you would think all the hicks and people againsts gays are but really at the the highschool the percentage of lesbians is 90% of the school. Mostly everyone is rich and acts spoiled asf and are cocky and rude asf. there is nothing good about the school so dont go there.

Sherrard illinois has too many lesbians.

sherrard illinois by idk i like dr pepper May 26, 2018