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Chris Montell

The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.
Chris Montell is a lovely man.
by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021
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The Montreal Rattler

So your women gets in the Reverse Doggy Style Position and sits directly on your balls making sure your cock is out you start jerking off and her butt cheeks rattle your balls guaranteed explosion
The Montreal Rattler will bring you closer together
by Daniel Oco February 10, 2023
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Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.
Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."
by Flyhunter June 13, 2009
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montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)
"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"
by gimme the money December 8, 2015
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Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.
by Nick Pee March 22, 2019
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rear-minstrel

ass-clown
butt-jester
Dude, quit being such a rear-minstrel and get back in the car!
by Jen Can May 17, 2009
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galaxy minstrel

A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.

Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.

And remember to perform your stretches first.
I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?
by McGoohan March 22, 2005
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