mindsturbation

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

by orospu March 5, 2006

Feeble Minded

an idiot who can't comprehend something because their brain capacity is so small.

Kid 1: This kid can't even understand the cow jumped over the moon.

Kid 2: Yeah I know, he's so feeble minded.

Kid 1: fucking idiot!

by toker123 April 19, 2009

minder

a muscle brain who defends/protects a criminal or shady operator from other criminals/shady operators and also does his employer's dirty work in general.

Smooth Arthur was defenceless when his minder got banged up for dishing out a little too much GBH.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Quantum-minded

A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.

A: That jerk is quantum-minded.
B: Leave him alone.

by jaelee11 March 17, 2008

sober-minded Palin supporter

1. synonym for "oxymoron"

2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.

A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.

Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.

by JailNeoconvicts July 9, 2009

Mindstone

An AMAZING band from Southern Alberta, they are so technically proficient

Shut up man! The Euphorian EP is on!

by Finchman April 16, 2004

weak minded nigga

A guy who thinks of nothing good of anyone else but himself cause he pathetic & his mind is very little .... possibility influenced badly by other opinions & thoughts

"Bro I think all females are hoes nothing less or nothing more"

I would agree they ain't shit . This would be a weak minded nigga getting influenced by another weak minded nigga .

by Ain't no way around it August 13, 2017