On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010
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My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.
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Get the pimp lotion mug.A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
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"Wow Bree! How did you know I was wearing Moonlight Path?!"
"Well my lotionose can recognize it because I own EVERY B&B Works product EVER!"
"Well my lotionose can recognize it because I own EVERY B&B Works product EVER!"
by Ellen Moore November 28, 2007
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