On the lotion

On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010

lotion sack

to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.

My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.

by Sexy Half-Mexi July 13, 2009

Lotionized

Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.

"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."

by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008

pimp lotion

pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm

last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself

by pimp daddy dollars March 4, 2005

lotion

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.

by Bix September 24, 2003

sun tan lotion

stuff crackers put on their skin because they are pussies so they dont get burned

i put on sun tan lotion so i didnt burn

by Nate Garrow February 11, 2009

Lotionose

Person who can recognize EVERY lotion scent on your body because they way-too-frequently go to Bath and Body Works to smell things.

"Wow Bree! How did you know I was wearing Moonlight Path?!"
"Well my lotionose can recognize it because I own EVERY B&B Works product EVER!"

by Ellen Moore November 28, 2007