LLOTI - Laughing Loudly On The Inside. What people should really be typing when they use LOL because they aren't really Laughing Out Loud when they say it and we all know it.
Jensen: OMFG did you see that guy, like totally yummy
Jessie: yeah super sexy 8-) cause the pants below the ass is soo hot lloti
Jensen: what the hell? and what the fuck is LLOTI?
Jessie: its this new thing cause you know like everyone who chats ALWAYS uses lol but never really laughs out loud, so its like totally LLOTI you know laughing loudly on the inside.
Jensen: oh my god you mean like 'that's soo fetch' type shit?
Jessie: yeah but only cooler lloti
Jensen: lloti ;-)
Jessie: yeah super sexy 8-) cause the pants below the ass is soo hot lloti
Jensen: what the hell? and what the fuck is LLOTI?
Jessie: its this new thing cause you know like everyone who chats ALWAYS uses lol but never really laughs out loud, so its like totally LLOTI you know laughing loudly on the inside.
Jensen: oh my god you mean like 'that's soo fetch' type shit?
Jessie: yeah but only cooler lloti
Jensen: lloti ;-)
by InuMan January 7, 2011
Get the LLOTI mug.Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
by HabsRule June 9, 2013
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Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
by QTip57 March 7, 2020
Get the Spreading the lotion mug.PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
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1. "I dont want to play a pickup game. We suck at basketball." "Dude, LLOTE!"
2. "Should we YOLO?" "Nah man, LLOTE."
3. I decided to llote and do a chinese fire drill.
2. "Should we YOLO?" "Nah man, LLOTE."
3. I decided to llote and do a chinese fire drill.
by taiger3 July 18, 2012
Get the llote mug.audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits
this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick
people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
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