oh em jizzles

gosh is to god as jizzles it to jesus. oh em jizzles is a term used to show some bodies surprise approval or dis-approval to something.

"hey guess what, arctic monkeys is doing a show here in milwaukee and i got free tickets YO" "oh em jizzles really...i love you scott lets makeout."

by indimatch November 30, 2009

jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005

Dr. Jizzlepants

When you fuck with somebody while they're working on a science project and shoving test tubes full of chemicals into her pussy and jizzing everywhere.

I gave somebody a chemical burn with a Dr. Jizzlepants.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

jizzle quizzle

smells like crap

man whats that jizzle quizzle?

by gasco June 22, 2003

Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.

So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.

by Amxkool August 4, 2011

Jizzle

Created from the words jizz and sparkle. Used to describe something great or someone that is good looking.

"Mate that guy is pure Jizzle."
"Did you see TOWIE last night. Sheer jizzle"

by Helz-W17 October 4, 2011

Jizzle

Jizz-el. Noun.
Another name for one who's name starts with the letter 'J' and consists of only one syllable.

"I hope your Chrizzle is the bomb dizzle, Jizzle."

Translates to -

"I hope your Christmas is wonderfully terrific, John."

by Mokey July 26, 2008