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JOG

Jewish-occupied government
Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG
by frens88148814 January 5, 2025
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juke and jog

Running from the left to the right to avoid a pursuer or chase an objective.
If someone is shootin at you, you should be jukin and joggin.
See that dog chasin that rabbit, and that rabbit juke and jog to get away?
by Bboop59 July 28, 2016
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Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.
I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention
by HoverGuy August 2, 2022
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Head jog

Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.
I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!
by Debzy1980 April 19, 2018
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White Jog Sweat

The act of going for a jog in public after having received cum on one's body while having sex in public. The act of jogging is done to produce sweat to disguise the cum stains as sweat stains.
Dude 1: "Damn, that girl is always jogging with her boyfriend"
Dude 2: "Yea jogging.... look at that White Jog Sweat, they up to more than just jogging"
by Sp01234 December 1, 2020
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eggnog jog

by realunnavus August 26, 2019
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.
by Max Bronson November 3, 2015
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