Jogging

Refers to someone slow playing.

Refers to slow drivers.

Refers to slow movers.

Refers to slow game players.

"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"

"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"

"It's been a month, and she still jogging"

"It's your turn, stop jogging"

by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.

I'm going jog watching at track practice.

by Max Bronson November 19, 2015

Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.

I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention

by HoverGuy August 2, 2022

Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

juke and jog

Running from the left to the right to avoid a pursuer or chase an objective.

If someone is shootin at you, you should be jukin and joggin.
See that dog chasin that rabbit, and that rabbit juke and jog to get away?

by Bboop59 July 28, 2016

White Jog Sweat

The act of going for a jog in public after having received cum on one's body while having sex in public. The act of jogging is done to produce sweat to disguise the cum stains as sweat stains.

Dude 1: "Damn, that girl is always jogging with her boyfriend"
Dude 2: "Yea jogging.... look at that White Jog Sweat, they up to more than just jogging"

by Sp01234 December 1, 2020

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013