no jam

if someone says they're gonna do something (normally as a joke) and then you say "no jam" it means they have to do it.

chris - man i should tottaly go pants the principal

james: no jam!

chris- fuuuck man! now i have to!

by dudeimakickyoass April 17, 2011

Jam

That supreme moment of positive apathy followed by several head jerking movements and an irresistible urge to sing a song with true feeling.

Once Joey realized that he could be happy after all, he cranked up the tunes and started to jam

by Joey1994 September 20, 2009

Jam

A word that sounds funny.

Person A: "Jam!"

Person B: "Ah ha ha ha ha"

by Words Wired Weird February 5, 2008

Jam

v. to smoke marijuana

Dude, my parents aren't home, wanna come over an jam?

by Dinge Chavez September 10, 2008

jammed

To have sex with in the past tense

So I jammed a pig last night!

by DodeBoy March 26, 2008

The Jam Jam Jones

A group of creatures designated to kill Kyce Devine, often look like Clumps of jam

The jam jam jones are coming for you Kyce

by arus April 22, 2022

jammed

to be short circuited or thrown off guard.
to be so incredibly stunned it stops you in your tracks.
to be shockingly surprised, taken back, and do not exactly know how to react.

When our eyes met, I was jammed because he/she is so hot!

by Word Dealer December 7, 2006