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to pin someone against the wall by the throat, then slap them across the face.

That girl just jamslapped the hell out of that byotch.

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That bbq was so damn good, it makes you wanna jamslap a muthafucka.

jamslap by t-montey December 23, 2008

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post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

post-work traffic-jam slap by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

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Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

Jam Slap by cazlo April 11, 2011

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Japslap

1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.

That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!

Japslap by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010

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Japslap

To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.

Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me

Japslap by SirReem February 21, 2012

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jamslam

The best programmer in the world, and someone who always pwns scyth.

jamslam pwned scyth in programming the other day.

jamslam by Andrew March 24, 2004

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Jamscape

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Noun

1. Simple, AI enabled, instant face-to-face conversations for hybrid teams.

Let's us take a quick Jam via Jamscape.

Jamscape by cstart October 20, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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