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to pin someone against the wall by the throat, then slap them across the face.
That girl just jamslapped the hell out of that byotch.

or

That bbq was so damn good, it makes you wanna jamslap a muthafucka.
jamslap by t-montey December 23, 2008
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post-work traffic-jam slap 

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

Jam Slap 

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
Jam Slap by cazlo April 11, 2011
1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.
That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!
Japslap by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010
To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.
Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me
Japslap by SirReem February 21, 2012
The best programmer in the world, and someone who always pwns scyth.
jamslam pwned scyth in programming the other day.
jamslam by Andrew March 24, 2004

Jamscape 

d?æm-ske?p
Noun

1. Simple, AI enabled, instant face-to-face conversations for hybrid teams.
Let's us take a quick Jam via Jamscape.
Jamscape by cstart October 20, 2023
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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