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post-work traffic-jam slap 

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

Jam Slap 

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
Jam Slap by cazlo April 11, 2011
1.(v.) To strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)A painful slap across one's face.
That dude was talking trash so I japslapped him in da face!

Don't make me japslap you!

Did you see how hard that dude japslapped him?

I'm about to japslap that bitch!
Japslap by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010
To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.
Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me
Japslap by SirReem February 21, 2012
The best programmer in the world, and someone who always pwns scyth.
jamslam pwned scyth in programming the other day.
jamslam by Andrew March 24, 2004

Jamscape 

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Noun

1. Simple, AI enabled, instant face-to-face conversations for hybrid teams.
Let's us take a quick Jam via Jamscape.
Jamscape by cstart October 20, 2023