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just jack it january 

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.
Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!
just jack it january by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018
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Just because. 

'Cuz you could.
-Hitler! Why'd you kill all them Jews!
-Just because.

-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.

-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.
Just because. by jkbena612 November 21, 2009

Just Friends 

"Lets just be friends"....Translation: "I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it."
Guy: I love you hun!

Girl: Me to ^_^

*five minutes later*

Girl: I think we need to get to know each other better, lets just be friends

Guy: Just Friends? *dismay*
Just Friends by xXxOutCastxXx August 30, 2008

Just be White 

Commonly abbreviated as JBW;a 'hypothesis' popular in the Incelosphere postulating that a Caucasian man has an infinitely better chance to get laid in a non-white area.

How exactly whiteness affect one's chance of getting laid is still a matter of controversy among the various schools of thought of the incel community;Some propose that this is caused by the fact that whiteness is often associated with richness and a chance for comfortable life,while others(especially the hardline Lookists) propose that this is because whites are some of the most genderly dismorphic people on Earth and thus the average white male will appear more 'masculine' than an Asian one and white girls will appear more 'feminime' than black ones,which gives both sexes a good chance of getting laid in any given area.
Reinhard:"My uncle spends most of his free time in Thailand,for some reason that eludes my mind."
Karol:"Just be White,mate.Just be White."
Just be White by Micheliscel February 1, 2019

just the base 

Like "just the tip", this game would be reccommended by a male wishing to have sexual intercourse with a female. The difference comes along in hoping the female will confuse the two games and gives the male permission to insert his entire penis to "just the base".
Bob - "Molly, maybe we can play just the base.

Molly - "Fine, Bob, only if it's just the base of your penis."

Bob - "Ok babe." (Inserts entire penis into vagina)

Molly - "Bob! I thought you said it was going to be just the base!"

Bob - "it is just the base...the base of my penis is in your vagina."
just the base by nepats623 December 21, 2013

just for kicks 

just for the hell of it
I took the SAT test as a freshman just for kicks and i got a 2400.
just for kicks by waytogoooo October 23, 2011

Just Surrender 

A five-piece pop punk band from Poughkeepsie, New York since 2003. They are signed to Broken English Records. Their members are Jason Maffucci, Dan Simons, Steve Miller, Alex Haycraft, and Andrew Meunier. Just Surrender is probably one of the most under-rated bands out there. Maffucci and Simon's vocals are extremely catchy. They have self-released two albums. If These Streets Could Talk and We're In Like Sin were released by Broken English.
Just Surrender by storiedeye March 11, 2008