hose bed 

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

hose bed by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.

Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!

Hose Beast by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

hose Karen 

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

hose Karen by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

hose water grenade 

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

hose water grenade by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Hose with red 40 in it 

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.

“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”

Hose with red 40 in it by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024

Hose Barb 

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

Hose Barb by Barbra75 February 14, 2025