can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Funktard

Person who keeps it funkin' real!

That dude at the discotheque is a total funktard.

by KevinB March 1, 2007

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

funsturbing

Fun + Disturbing = Funsturbing

That Rocky Horror Picture Show party sure was funsturbing

by david hedberg June 17, 2008

funktronic

genre that blends live funk and electronic music.

the stage was oozing with funktronic goodness.

by Alfonzo Carlton November 10, 2014

Fuñeta

When something stinks and you wanna say fuck & ew @ the same time

Fuñeta Ally, you stink like hell

by Tyince November 19, 2016

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018