facoste

A fake lacoste Shirt.
It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.

What a poser, wearing facoste's since he cant afford real lacoste'polo due to his overexpensive car.

by Deeznuts July 3, 2005

Flaccid Flacco

1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco

2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation

While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.

I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.

by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010

flaccid argument

(noun) an argument (for a paper or essay) that starts out weak and limp but that gets longer and stronger the more you play around with it

My philosophy paper still has a flaccid argument, so I'm thinking about spending the night in the library to really firm it up.

Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.

by briell3 March 2, 2010

flacate

To make flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.

Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.

-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?

by Jaymses & Mikey O March 10, 2006

The Flaccid Joey

The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.

While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013

Millenium Falcon

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

Baltimore Falcon

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.

John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007