Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

by spafflizard May 21, 2013

Douchecockery

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Douchebucket

The receptacle that catches dirty vagina water after someone douches, hence meaning it is more vile and disgusting than just simply douching.

That girl April is so horrible she's a douchebucket.

by Twunkle March 13, 2015

douchebucket

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

by AshlyL July 12, 2015

Douchecake

A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.

Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.

by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016

Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

by Halleybug September 5, 2016

Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up

Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK

by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017