A person whose douchiness is extremely loud and obnoxious. Often goes off without warning, comes out of nowhere and takes people by surprise.
Steve was screaming at the waiter because the green beans on his plate were touching his potatoes. Steve is a douchecannon.
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I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
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