douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag

stop all of this damned douschebaggery!

by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010

docusign

The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.

"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"

by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017

doushe flute

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

by Heinousness March 4, 2018

Dombus

Dave’s big rent boy

Most notably seen not fitting through doors

Dave got crushed by dombus

by Bendy wutler March 23, 2019

doushant

Smart, intelligent person who is very wise. Absolute daddy material. Is obviously a Leo.

Hi Doushant! Come sit with us!
Doushant is so smart

It’s Leo season, Doushant is ready to shine!

Get those Tassomai daily goals Doushant!

by Lauren Chadwick October 19, 2019

Doushnugget

A doushnugget consists of chucky, foul odored, clumps of bacteria that may or may not carrie a variety of popular s.t.d. 's that drops from the vagina during a doushing. These clumps may measure up to 3 inches and most often resemble a McChicken nugget from McDonalds kids meals.

I was eating cindy belford out when I almost choked on a giant doushnugget. Now I have had exstreme cold sores the cover most my face and mouth. Dirty ,no warning bitch!

by Ray Sissome January 3, 2020

DeBusk

To leave work for “personal reasons” while you’re assigned a desk to duty during a certain period of time.

John pulled a DeBusk when he was supposed to be at work for the meeting today.

by Anynonomous12345 January 19, 2023