Desktop dumpster dive

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin

Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.

by El el fetches December 18, 2011

dive for five

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.

Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

by OfkU YduInEd2hasnAm? January 5, 2009

Diversity

a deathblow to an existing environment

Promoting diversity in the Galapagos Islands, PETA fatatics released 5,000 minks they stole from productive citizens onto the islands. The minks preyed on and eventually destroyed all of the fauna. A similar situation exists with the democrats/socialists/liberals push for diversity/destruction of the United States of America.

by lvv September 27, 2003

Trumpster Diver

An overzealous supporter of Donald Trump whose love for the Donald is expressed by literally diving into a dumpster full of his discarded toupees.

Debbie is such a bigot. She's FOR SURE a Trumpster Diver.

by PrecociousPlatypus September 7, 2016

Scuba Dive

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.

Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?

by layout420 December 10, 2006

Dive

A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.

JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.

by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005

Stinky Diver

Slang for a nasty shit.

woah it smells like someone took a stinky diver in here

by Scofield December 18, 2008