Definitions by Scofield

cafeind 

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.

The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...

cafeind by Scofield September 28, 2009

Stinky Diver

Slang for a nasty shit.

woah it smells like someone took a stinky diver in here

Stinky Diver by Scofield December 18, 2008