cyclopse

What my ex boyfriend used to refer to as his dick.

Watch out... there's a cyclopse under the covers.

by blah October 4, 2004

Cyclopse Smack

Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.

Cyclopse smack me babe!

by Yancy Willis March 8, 2009

cyclophiliac

From cyclo- (round), and -philiac (to love), a cyclophiliac is one who loves bicycles, quite literally. There is only one known cyclophiliac (as reported by several news agencies), Robert Stewart, 51, of Ayr, Scotland, who was caught having intimate relations with a bike in 2007.

"Och aye!, You raving cyclophiliac!"

by wee Robbie Stewart December 11, 2007

Cyclopath

Cyclopath. Noun. A person with this behaviour (usually a car or taxi driver) shows an irrational and deep rooted hatred of cyclists that is impervious to any logic or reason. The behaviour is exhibited variously from a belief that cyclists should be responsible in some way for the upkeep of the roads (as drivers wrongly believe they do through "road tax", correctly called VED) through to the belief that cyclists have no right to use anything other than the extreme nearside of the road, must always wear high visibility clothing and helmets, and should be licensed with visible identification. Ultimately this belief may progress to physical threats and abuse, so-called "punishment passing" and harassment both verbal and physical. The condition has yet to be classified as a mental illness under DSM-IV but is well recognised by the cycling community as a sociopathic condition. There is some evidence that it extends to institutions such as the Police and the Judiciary. The term is believed to have first been used in a post to Critical Mass London in December 2014.

Had another cyclopath ranting at me to get off the road today

by cyclopaths September 15, 2020

cyclopath

the psychopathic behaviour of cyclists

cyclist: (crossing lanes without looking)
me: (driving) geez. look at that cyclopath. i almost run him over.

by cheesygeek February 19, 2013

Cycloptopoo

When your turd appears to have one eye that is looking back at you.

I can't wait to flush this Cycloptopoo, it's really been giving me the stink eye.

by CryptoTurdZ December 31, 2021

cycloptopus

A one-eyed octopus.

Despite his superior peripheral vision, the kraken lost the fight with the mighty cycloptopus.

by Belize Tao Church April 7, 2012