A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009
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Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
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1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
by killerdove July 2, 2011
Get the condoom mug.The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 15 in the Albequerque bedroom of his parents house. Since then, he dropped out of school at 16 and traveled Europe with his older brother, which was where he was introduced to music of The Konaci Orkestar and also Balkan Folk music. His first (unofficial) album The Joys of Losing Weight (which he produced under the name "Realpeople") was never released and is only available through downloads online.
Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EP's: Elephant Gun,Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec & Realpeople: Holland. Condon recorded part one of the EP, March of The Zapotec, with a Mexican funeral band in Oaxaca, Mexico. He later recorded the second part in his bedroom under the moniker, "Realpeople".
Condon believes it is very important to keep the two projects, Beirut and Realpeople, seperate from each other as they have two very different sounds. Realpeople has more of a techno feel as opposed to Beirut's full brass band sound.
Condon plays countless instruments, guitar not included. When he was fourteen he broke his wrist falling of a bridge into a dry riverbed and later had surgery on it when he was seventeen. Because of this, one of his wrists is 1 & 1/2 inches shorter and, also a considerable amount less flexible than the other which makes it nearly impossible for Condon to reach his wrist around the neck of a guitar. However, Condon doesn't see this as a set back. Instead he substitutes guitar with ukelele and other instruments.
Zach Condon's Marital Status:
Sorry ladies and gents but Condon is definitely taken by Kristianna Smith. Whether he is married to her, remains uncertain but in several interviews he is wearing a gold wedding band on his left ring finger.
Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EP's: Elephant Gun,Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec & Realpeople: Holland. Condon recorded part one of the EP, March of The Zapotec, with a Mexican funeral band in Oaxaca, Mexico. He later recorded the second part in his bedroom under the moniker, "Realpeople".
Condon believes it is very important to keep the two projects, Beirut and Realpeople, seperate from each other as they have two very different sounds. Realpeople has more of a techno feel as opposed to Beirut's full brass band sound.
Condon plays countless instruments, guitar not included. When he was fourteen he broke his wrist falling of a bridge into a dry riverbed and later had surgery on it when he was seventeen. Because of this, one of his wrists is 1 & 1/2 inches shorter and, also a considerable amount less flexible than the other which makes it nearly impossible for Condon to reach his wrist around the neck of a guitar. However, Condon doesn't see this as a set back. Instead he substitutes guitar with ukelele and other instruments.
Zach Condon's Marital Status:
Sorry ladies and gents but Condon is definitely taken by Kristianna Smith. Whether he is married to her, remains uncertain but in several interviews he is wearing a gold wedding band on his left ring finger.
Person1: Zach Condon is hot, successful and has an amazing voice. I am going to marry him.
Person2: I KNOW RIGHT! Too bad he's already taken by Kristianna Smith. She's not even pretty! The Flying Club Cup was pretty amazing though!
Person1: Well, I don't know. I'm more of a Gulag Orkestar person, myself. I download The Joys of Losing Weight via Bittorrent and I'm absolutely IN LOVE with Realpeople!
Person2: Yeah! Realpeople: Holland was incredible! It's hard to believe he recorded it all in his own bedroom!
Person2: I KNOW RIGHT! Too bad he's already taken by Kristianna Smith. She's not even pretty! The Flying Club Cup was pretty amazing though!
Person1: Well, I don't know. I'm more of a Gulag Orkestar person, myself. I download The Joys of Losing Weight via Bittorrent and I'm absolutely IN LOVE with Realpeople!
Person2: Yeah! Realpeople: Holland was incredible! It's hard to believe he recorded it all in his own bedroom!
by daisylazy June 15, 2009
Get the Zach Condon mug.To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".
People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!
by bush0023 June 7, 2011
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Get the concoct mug.Condom anxiety occurs when a guy is totally ready to go and then has to put on a condom, reminding him of the reasons one uses a condom: "Is she going to get pregnant?"; "Does she have an STD?" This frequently results in immediate loss of arousal and inability to perform. This condition is also prevalent among guys that were raised Catholic and taught that birth control is forbidden, calling to mind the fact that premarital sex is also forbidden and causing them to feel guilty about what they are about to do. See "Guilty Penis Syndrome."
"Dude, I saw you leave the bar with that hot chick... How was it? Did you rock her world?"
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
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