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by gyrfalcon206 October 23, 2009
Get the cellabator mug.A Durnin Collar, often known simply "a Durnin", is the unfortunate scenario when the shirt collar subtely refuses to sit right. It is hard to fix, devilishly uncomfortable and worst of all- it gives the wearer the appearance of a sunflower. The Durnin sneaks up on even the best of us in many ways:
1. The simple Durnin occurs when the top button of a shirt is fastened, but the collar sticks out at an unfortunate angle, thus likening collar to the wings of a plane. Repairing the simple Durnin is, as the title suggests, simple, and requires the wearer to push the outside of the collar down whilst pulling the inside of the collar up, though extreme cases may require a button-down collar.
2. The wild Durnin is similar to the simple Durnin, the only difference being that the collar is un-fastened at the top button, giving the subject a more shamelessly hideous appearance. Unfortunately, the wild Durnin is far more difficult to correct than its simple counterpart, and one is often required to re-dress.
3. The parachute Durnin is the most offensive Durnin Collar available. Though technically un-related to the collar, it occurs when some of the material from the back of a shirt rises up the neck, and is trapped by the jacket, meaning that the subject has countless folds of material seeping through the gap between shirt and jacket, hence the title. There is however relief given in that the para-Durnin is simple to correct; it only requires a sharp tug from the bottom of the shirt.
1. The simple Durnin occurs when the top button of a shirt is fastened, but the collar sticks out at an unfortunate angle, thus likening collar to the wings of a plane. Repairing the simple Durnin is, as the title suggests, simple, and requires the wearer to push the outside of the collar down whilst pulling the inside of the collar up, though extreme cases may require a button-down collar.
2. The wild Durnin is similar to the simple Durnin, the only difference being that the collar is un-fastened at the top button, giving the subject a more shamelessly hideous appearance. Unfortunately, the wild Durnin is far more difficult to correct than its simple counterpart, and one is often required to re-dress.
3. The parachute Durnin is the most offensive Durnin Collar available. Though technically un-related to the collar, it occurs when some of the material from the back of a shirt rises up the neck, and is trapped by the jacket, meaning that the subject has countless folds of material seeping through the gap between shirt and jacket, hence the title. There is however relief given in that the para-Durnin is simple to correct; it only requires a sharp tug from the bottom of the shirt.
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That's urban slang for pimpin', stunnin', or lookin' fly made popular by the rap group 3 six mafia. Or if someone wants their respect or recognition for doing something. Kind of like when the Fonze on 'Happy Days' use to turn his collar up to be cool.
by ne0aes0p August 2, 2006
Get the poppin' my collar mug.When a person flips up their shirt collar upwards. This created a new trend which can consist of not ONE, but TWO, THREE, FOUR, OR EVEN FIVE polo shirts with popped collars worn at the same time to complement each other's colors. Many times looks ridiculously stupid and gay. Most preps who wear abercrombie and shit like that prefer to "pop" their collar. Abercrombie and such prep brands promote the popped collar by advertising their polo shirts with turned collars.
"Damn i'm sweating, dude. And it's only 42 degrees!"
"That's cause you're wearing seven fucking shirts with the collars all popped up, you trend following bitch."
"That's cause you're wearing seven fucking shirts with the collars all popped up, you trend following bitch."
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Get the pop the collar mug.A REALLY FUCKING SHIT SCHOOL THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION. THEY ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING UNIFORM AND IF YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE.
by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021
Get the Penola Catholic Collage mug.Intended to indicate that one might be suffering from Inflated Ego Syndrome (a little-known virus which predominantly affects white male freshman). Symptoms of IES include: wearing of Abercrombie, popped collars (hence the phrase "keep them collars down"), and also may include symptoms of Urban Imitation Disease (UID).
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