When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.
I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.
by redcard101 March 14, 2012
Get the Clock Block mug.In most literal meaning - to subconsciously destroy otherwise smoothly going flirtation (often with just one misused word or sentence) which otherwise could very well end up in sexual intercourse.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.
Dude, why do you cockblock yourself constantly? You could've had sex at least three times last week.
by maelith October 27, 2013
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One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.
Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
by antlerskettering November 28, 2009
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Get the Cockblocker mug.Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids
Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage
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by mech4fedex August 30, 2009
Get the Cockblockerage mug.Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.
Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?
Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!
Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!
by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011
Get the Cockblocker mug.A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.
"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."
by QFswagger January 10, 2012
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