Hey dewd, Where ya headed?
I'm goin' down to the "blah blah" club.
Kewl! I'm headed that way too, howsabouta lift?
Ah, man, I gotta run down to "blah blah first, and it's way outta my way.
Dewd, whatta chode!
I'm goin' down to the "blah blah" club.
Kewl! I'm headed that way too, howsabouta lift?
Ah, man, I gotta run down to "blah blah first, and it's way outta my way.
Dewd, whatta chode!
by bgpage February 17, 2005
Mr chode thats his name' that name again is Mr chode.
triple chin not 1 but 3 triple chin not 1 but 3.
Double 'G' That's his size that size again is Double 'G'!
triple chin not 1 but 3 triple chin not 1 but 3.
Double 'G' That's his size that size again is Double 'G'!
by ChOdE fAcE bOy WiTh A gRiMeY cHoDe February 26, 2003
The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.
Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,
Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)
Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces
FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,
Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)
Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces
FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.
The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.
The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.
The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
by Lt. Lisham Butthole and Sgt. Ant hony Scrum December 31, 2007
by hahaha lol(: January 24, 2010
A chode is the fin-like flap of skin that connects your balls to your asshole. Because this body part is basically useless, the term has become a synonym for a person who does nothing. When used as a verb, it means to waste time in unproductive activity, especially playing videogames. Also to "chode-out".
SPEAKER 1: "I choded out all night with Ultima Online."
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"
by Nathan McKnight March 20, 2005
"oh dear johnny, your never going to satisfy the ladies with that chode you got goin' on, you really should by a penis enlarger"
by hayley yates December 12, 2003
by UniBalz May 19, 2003