CHAF

CHill As Fuck

Rick: I boned that girl last night.
Jerry: Was it CHAF or SAF?
Rick: Oh, It was CHAF.

by Fratstar82 March 29, 2012

chafing

To have someone or yourself rub your penis to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed

I was so horny I jacked off 4 times and then my penis started chafing.

by garrett martindale August 5, 2006

CHAF

Chilling Hard Ass Fuck: The act of doing absolutley nothing productive and enjoying time with others who have no intention of doing the oposite.

1. Just got out fo work and all I want to do is have an drink and CHAF.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.

by mulatina July 30, 2012

Chaff

A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.

It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.

"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."

"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"

by Necropology October 17, 2012

chaff

A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.

Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'

you f***king chaff, p**s off back to your council flat

by craig.B November 21, 2004

cham job

when an individual, typically a woman, gives a handjob over the pants and said recipient believes he recieved a legit handjob

Cameron: "Hey fellas, I got a hand job last night!!!"
Amigos: "Oh really, describe it."
Cameron: "Well, a young lady I was with placed her hand on my genitals over my jeans! I creamed my pants!!!"
Amigos "Aww silly, thats not a hand job, thats a CHAM JOB!!!"

by Norman Chad March 16, 2008

chaffa

fake or not real. Knock off.

that bling around yo neck is chaffa, you got robbed.

Thats a chaffa Gucci bag biatch!

by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004