Attorney's Badge

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.

"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"

by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021

Badge Cougar

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.

"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"

by minatepes January 7, 2011

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005

badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.

"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"

by JParry June 20, 2007

bodega cat

A cat inside a bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s nobody’s pet, it’s essentially an employee at the bodega, but it gets paid in food and shelter instead of money.

“Yo, don’t pet the bodega cat, he’ll fuckin bite you”

by flatbush291 June 26, 2018