The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.
by SeptiK September 7, 2003
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.He’ll always be there for you whenever you need him
.He knows how to make you laugh when your down
.He’ll answer your texts/calls right away
.He’ll be nice to your other friends
.Know when to not mess with you
. Make people think that you two are dating
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.He’ll always be there for you whenever you need him
.He knows how to make you laugh when your down
.He’ll answer your texts/calls right away
.He’ll be nice to your other friends
.Know when to not mess with you
. Make people think that you two are dating
. And much more
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Two people that are always together. Two people that are friends no matter what. People that have been thru thick and thin. Two people that know each other way tooo welll!
Sierra & JQ are bestfriends NO MATTER WHAT!
by BrothaaFromAnotherMothaa June 11, 2011
Get the Bestfriends mug.When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
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by Knaveish April 18, 2005
Get the basterdous mug.Used in Australia, particularly amongst military and emergency services circles, to describe a person who tries to, and at the same time actually believes that they, fit in with and are liked by the people around them, when in fact everyone thinks they are a pathetic loser, weirdo, tryhard, dumbcunt, fuckwit, or all of the above.
*Cop covers the interior of his car in random morale patches.
Belter cop's thoughts: "Everyone likes and respects me as a professional police officer."
Every other cops' thoughts: "What a fucking belter."
Belter cop's thoughts: "Everyone likes and respects me as a professional police officer."
Every other cops' thoughts: "What a fucking belter."
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