Bea

Bea is such a beautiful girl, named after the spanish/italian word for a pretty girl (bella)... just kidding. She's dumb and unfunny, probably a bit below 5' (150 for you non-americans) and has an inferiority complex. Therefore, she must resort to speaking to people online in an attempt to drown out her sadness and boredom. She finds another unfunny girl and makes lesbian jokes with her to fill the void in her heart. It is futile.

"Hey bro, I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*

by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

Bea

a dumb but super super funny girl who blocked her juniors

what happened to you?

she bea'd me

ooo

by beablockedme May 3, 2022

Bea is the best

Bea is a very caring and loving person she loves her cat she hates men apart from….

You use Bea is the best in a sentence when you …You dont and only i can say it

by Siu Papi October 11, 2022

Bea Soares

A girl who really enjoys sucking the dick of everyone who isn't her boyfriend

Person 1: have you seen Bea Soares with her guy friend?
Person 2: yeah bro i bet she's sucking his dick right now

by Big_Bear_Nibba May 14, 2023

bea malven

the girl i love, true girl who first made me find out who i am. <3

i love you bea malven

by leafeon.eevee July 19, 2021

bea

has the worlds fattest, plumpiest, juiciest ass

the "b" in bunda stands for "bea"

by notbeatbh November 21, 2021