spazz-badge

Spazz-badge....the Blue badge that disabled drivers display to get parking concessions.

Hey....don't forget the Spazz-badge....the traffic wardens are shit-hot handing out parking tickets down there today!

by lily beetle January 10, 2016

Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"

Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012

Wank Badge

A wank badge is a moustache, as the majority of those who have a moustache are wankers. Eg. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussain, Burt Reynolds.

Dave, you look like a idiot, why did you grow that wank badge all over your top lip?

by Charlie121212 January 20, 2008

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009

Daisy Badge

A name for a tattoo on the top of the foot, indicating that aperson enjoys anal sex.

Did you see her daisy badge? I told you she was into it.

by MRoger May 28, 2008