asstank

a gay man who enjoys taking it in the ass

My boy Steve is a real asstank.

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

assman giggles

What you put on your telephone directory listings as the name of a friend

Why is my name Assman Giggles on your phone?

by Dr Potato March 23, 2004

assrancher

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.

"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.

by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007

Assange

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.

"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.

The steak was well-assanged.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assangeaphobia

Fear of getting fired for leaking information to the media. Conversely, fear that one's own employees might be unafraid to blow the whistle. espionage media mafia leaks information warfare omerta

Assangeaphobia is keeping my homies in Cupertino and Langley awfully quiet these days.

by mshaler September 15, 2012

Assanine

Ass-a-nine:
When a girl has smokin body and nice butt

Friend: "did you see that girl"
Me: "oh ya, I would definitely give her an assanine"

by That-One-Kid March 6, 2014