Lubricated Wire

The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.

Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"

Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"

Jack: "Lucky"

by Lol username May 12, 2007

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

Mono-molecular wire

TUNED standard issue equipment.2 microns thick, with a tensile strength of 2.4 tons, this wire is one cylindrical molecule, held togethor by the powerful covalent bonds between atoms.

mono-molecular wire is so thin it is practically invisible to the naked eye. if the wire was moving around 10 miles an hour it could easily go through anything. metal,cars,buildings.

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

shoes on a wire

Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.

Hey, look, shoes on a wire! Finally we have found a place to buy drugs.

by Ricky Reynolds April 20, 2008

cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ October 17, 2008

The Wire

Best show on HBO that no one has ever watched. Main reason for streaming HBO to your Apple TV, although you still won't watch it.

"Hey Dave, I just started streaming The Wire on Apple TV. Have you watched it?"
Dave replies, "Not yet but I've been meaning to for 14 years."

by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

flip wire

That fine,fuzzy line between buzzed and hammered.

That guy isn't driving. He tripped the flip wire 3 shots ago.

by G Evans January 10, 2009