v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you're sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present.
by jerseygirl609 January 07, 2008
(n.) a large, windowless van, usually white. Resembles a van a kidnapper, pedo,or rapist would use to transport their victims or drive around in.
His new car looks like a raper van... Nobody in their right mind will ever want to get into that car with him!
by ElizaZee January 25, 2013
Refers to large U.K. police vans, very distinct in size & colour. Riot Vans come in White with blue stripes & mobile camera units come in Yellow.
by sakura2k1 July 08, 2005
A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.
by Vangirl March 18, 2008
Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.
Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.
by Anti-Creeper June 26, 2011
When a good looking woman gives a bad looking man a handjob/tug/old fashioned and afterwords calls his cell-phone provider and pays his phone bill.
by El Nino Rigo January 20, 2011
A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.
by titmouse August 01, 2006