teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

Tweener

The circular sphinxter muscles beween a left and right booty cheek.

Dude1- "Jim had to get a colonospocpy!"

Dude2- "Is that where they have to go...you know..."

Dude1- "In the tweener?"

Dude2- "yeah."

Dude2- "yep."

by jsanctuary13 January 10, 2011

Tweener

Tweener: Wrestling term that is bullshit. It is a term used for a face(good guy) who acts like a heel(bad guy) and is still cheered. Effectively the wrestler is still a face although not a traditional one.

In the 90's Diesel was a tweener, even though he still got cheers.

by CaLiDiGs March 14, 2011

tweener

oral sex on the area area between the balls & a-hole; licking the perineum, male or female.

she lifted up my sack and gave me a "tweener"

see also "bonch"
see also "tossing the salad"

by rob April 9, 2006

tweener

When a long married man receives unexpected sexual favors from his wife between two dates when he might expect such favors.

A man with a January 15th birthday goes without on his birthday and then looks forward to Valentines Day. If he unexpectedly receives a blowjob on Feb. 1, he has just had a "tweener"

by Todd A. Wilson February 7, 2008

Tweener

For those who work in Show Business; Sex between the matinee and evening performance.

Do you want to go to dinner after the show? I can't I'm having a tweener with Kristin.

by Ron Vodicka July 26, 2005

tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.

<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.

by Matt February 10, 2004