Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

textegesis

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.

After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.

by weyus December 9, 2009

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009

i'm a bad texter

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.

Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.

by Justayoungman February 10, 2017

Tenterhooks

An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.

"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."

by reavreav August 19, 2008

textee

The person you send a text to

That textee was a complete bitch. Couldn't reply with a straighforward answer.

by DyrAj April 12, 2007

Texted Vexed

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

by K.C.M. October 21, 2007